The Osbournes

Ozzy's family must deal with their collected fame while on a movie star's home tour.

Sharon and the dogs are in the backyard, Lola vomits on the grass and Ozzy tries to show off his knife-throwing skills by trying to throw knives into logs.

Sharon recuperates at the family's Malibu beach house while undergoing treatment for colon cancer. She vows to beat the disease, and tries to maintain as normal a life as possible. Everyone talks about their reactions to the news of her diagnosis.

Kelly travels to Europe for a series of interviews and appearances. She is upset when her bag is lost (apparently seized by security because of concerns over her gun-shaped pin), leaving her without any extra underwear.

Kelly begins dating Bert McCracken, lead singer of the band The Used.

Sharon makes amends with her father after not speaking with him for over twenty years. Kelly keeps going out and getting drunk every night, despite Sharon's pleas.

Kelly's friend is fired from the band; Jason Dill pays the family a visit.

Kelly grows frustrated with all the appearances she must make as a recording artist. She yells and screams at everyone.

Ozzy grows increasingly tired of the dogs and their tendency to defecate in the house. Because Sharon's immune system is very weak due to the chemo, he fears that all of the germs will cause her to develop an infection.

The Osbournes pack their bags for Sin City as Ozzy prepares for a concert and Kelly celebrates her 18th birthday.