The Osbournes

Sharon and the dogs are in the backyard, Lola vomits on the grass and Ozzy tries to show off his knife-throwing skills by trying to throw knives into logs.

Sharon recuperates at the family's Malibu beach house while undergoing treatment for colon cancer. She vows to beat the disease, and tries to maintain as normal a life as possible. Everyone talks about their reactions to the news of her diagnosis.

Kelly travels to Europe for a series of interviews and appearances. She is upset when her bag is lost (apparently seized by security because of concerns over her gun-shaped pin), leaving her without any extra underwear.

Kelly begins dating Bert McCracken, lead singer of the band The Used.

Sharon makes amends with her father after not speaking with him for over twenty years. Kelly keeps going out and getting drunk every night, despite Sharon's pleas.

Kelly recruits her friend Sarah to play the drums in her band. However, Sarah has never had any formal lessons and can't seem to keep up with the others during rehearsals.

Kelly grows frustrated with all the appearances she must make as a recording artist. She yells and screams at everyone.

The Osbournes pack their bags for Sin City as Ozzy prepares for a concert and Kelly celebrates her 18th birthday.

Sharon and Ozzy decide to renew their wedding vows at a hotel on New Year's Eve. Kelly is to serve as flower girl, with Jack and Robert as ushers.

The pets suffer from a flea infestation, creating havoc around the house and leaving everyone itchy and miserable. Kelly prepares to go on a trip to Philadelphia to visit her boyfriend, Bert.